Game 65: Bring Out Your Dead

Yesterday in Toronto, the Red Sox fell upon Canadian supply trains with great vengeance and furious anger, pounding out a 14-1 beatdown upon the hapless denizens of Universal Health Care.

The Sox, winners of 9 straight, move on to Tampa to face those Naughty Fish on Tuesday.

Games 63 and 64: Like Ethan Allen through the Wilderness

The Red Sox rampaged through Canada like Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys, shutting down the Blue Jays 5-1 on Friday before blowing their doors off on Saturday, a 16-4 rampage that was their 8th straight win. It looks like my April cynicism may have been misplaced, methinks.

Game 62: Through The Long Night

After a rain delay of nearly four hours, the Red Sox needed a 7 run seventh inning last night, started and finished by hits from Big Papi, to force an 8-3 win over the Yankees and a series sweep. The Sox move across the border to Toronto for a game tonight.

Game 61: AJ Burnett is the English Translation of "Daisuke"

In the Garden of Good and Evil last night, the Red Sox continued their battering of the Yankees, winning 11-6. After shredding the Yankee bullpen last night, the Sox continued the onslaught against AJ Burnett, who was wild and deeply hittable, absorbing a 7 run beating. Our own Ancient Mariner, Timmeh, went into 5 and dive mode, but the Aceman stood strong in the breach, going 3 2/3 with only one run allowed, earning his first save of the season. The two teams finish the series tonight, with Big CC taking on the Commander.

Game 60: Finishing The Hat

Last night in the Center of the Universe, the Red Sox chased Freddy Garcia early but had to hang on to beat the Yankees, 6-4. The Lord of the Dance racked up save number 200, and David Ortiz brought the party that rocked your body With a two run homer. The two teams play again tonight.

Games 57,58, and 59: Revenge Is Sweet

Licking their wounds after a Chicagoland massacre, the Red Sox came back with a weekend sweep of the Athletics, a pair of close wins, 8-6 Friday and 9-8 in 14 Saturday. Today's game was old fashioned Bang and Blame, Gonzilla and CC Music Factory slamming homers, which went nicely with 5 2/3 innings from the reanimated corpse of John Lackey. The Red Sox enter the Garden of Good and Evil, facing the Yankees in the Stadium.

Game 55 and 56:

The visiting White Sox thumped the Red Sox twice on their way out of town, a 10-7 beating yesterday followed by a late rally and a 7-4 win today. The stumbling Red Sox have a day off followed by welcoming the Oaklands to town Friday.